“Someone asked me the other day if I had my life to live over would I change anything. My answer was no, but then I thought about it and changed my mind. If I had my life to live over again I would have waxed less and listened more. Instead of wishing away nine months … Read more
The kid was screaming and carrying on… but not as much as his dad. It was kid’s project day at Lowe’s, a Saturday once a month when parents bring in their little darlings to make a craft project out of kit material supplied by the store. The store associates usually have a good time and … Read more
My son gave me a GPS system for my car last year and for the trips we’ve taken it has proven to me mostly reliable. The first hint that it was not something one should completely depnd on came when I entered my home address just to see how it would route me from work. … Read more
For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of english: Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “where’s the self- help section?” she said if she told me, … Read more
In our community here, there is a spry and quick-witted neighbor who arrives early for every event. If it is scheduled for 5:30, she will be there before 5. Quick to help and possessing a positive temperament, she is always welcome. But a conversation is almost impossible. Why? Because she talks at people, seldom with … Read more