How to raise a brat

The kid was screaming and carrying on… but not as much as his dad. It was kid’s project day at Lowe’s, a Saturday once a month when parents bring in their little darlings to make a craft project out of kit material supplied by the store. The store associates usually have a good time and … Read more

Idiosyncrasies of English

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of english: Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “where’s the self- help section?” she said if she told me, … Read more